The CDS Does Interstate Delivery

A humorous illustration of an orange kitten paw poking out beneath the rear bumper of a parked teal car.

The Cat Distribution System has apparently expanded into interstate logistics.

A 10-week-old kitten climbed into the undercarriage of a college student’s car in New Jersey—and stayed there for the nearly 800-mile drive to Athens, Georgia.

Unauthorized passenger.
No ticket.
Free vehicle disassembly.
New home waiting at the destination.

The system works.

— Frank the Tank

Read Jack’s full story.