Definition of a POS Girlfriend

  1. You have to move to another state.
  2. Girlfriend says she would watch favorite fuzzy till you get settled in new place.
  3. Get phone call from shelter 10 weeks later saying they have your favorite fuzzy.
  4. Girlfriend never mentioned favorite fuzzy gone missing.
  5. Dump shitty girlfriend.

– Frank & the Woman

Full story here by Jessicat at Cole and Marmalade